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Who Are We?

Have you been accussed of a crime? Do you need representation?

Then call Bob Loblaw! We have over 30 years of experience in keeping you out of trouble.

Our Values

MISSION: Just because someone has proof of you doing something, doesn't mean that you actually did it! Our Mission is to make the facts against you, FICTION!

VISION: You may see potential jail time, we see potential profits and freedom!

SERVICES

What we offer


REPRESENTATION

We represent you, for who you claim to be!

ALTERNATIVE FACTS

Lying is bad, that's why we avoid the facts and stretch the truth instead.

BUSINESS

That's right, we're an actual LLC!



PRO BONO*

*When required by law.

CERTIFIED

We don't just know what we're doing, we have a paper to prove it!

NO HABLAS ESPAÑOL

We don't speak spanish.

SATISFIED CLIENTS

If these people are content, so can you!

TODO

Tobias Fünke

Marriage Divorce

TODO

Mary Jane

Charged with Possession

TODO

Bluth Family

Embezzlement and Tax Evasion

Our Clients Feedback

"Bob Loblaw and I have had a secret little thing going."
Lindsy Fünke, Activist, Unemployed

"Ah, yes. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog". You, sir, are a mouthful."
Tobias Fünke, Therapist/Actor, Unemployed

"We're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw."
Michael Bluth, CEO, Bluth Company

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Pricing

How much you pay me is the amount of effort I put in.

Pro Bono

Free Consultation

0 Priority

Court room support only

20% Effort

$0*

court ordered pro bono only

Some Effort

Free Consultation

Some Priority

M-F 9-5 pm Support

50% Effort

$50*

per hour

Full Effort

Free Consultation

Full Priority after Retainer Clients

M-F 24 hrs. Support

100% Effort

$150*

per hour

Retainer

Free Consultation

Number 1 Priority

24/7 Support

110% Effort

$10,000*

per month

*Prices only include attorny fees. Court fees, settlements and other costs not included.

CONTACT US

Contact us and we'll get back to you as soon as we can.

Newport Beach, CA

(567) - 555 - 5551

claims@bobloblaw.com


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